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Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san
May. 28th, 2017 09:15 amWho: Bro Strider and You, then closed to Osomatsu
What: Bro has a special broadcast for the town, then its training time.
Where: The mirrors, then Bro's house
When: Sunday, May 28
Warnings: Bro Strider. Puppets. We're doing this.
Mirrors
[Yet again, some asshole has set up a laptop in front of the mirror to play a video.
This time, the video seems to start on a hideous rainbow background with clip-art suns and moons, with a puppet finally appearing that appears to be dressed in a maid cafe outfit that some fuckwit stole from the business. The words "NYOI-CHO-KUN-CHAN-SAN" slowly appear over the intro, with what appears to be a pencil with strips of raw bacon attached to it appears in Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san's hand as her 'wand'.
Then we jump cut to Bro Strider, putting on an exaggerated fearful face for a good ten seconds before he actually shouts something.]
Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san! The town is in trouble! You need to get your shit together and help!
[Then the screen cuts to Nyoi-cho-kun-san, laid on the couch in a position to imply depression or anxiety and fear, arms wobbling off the couch, just so done with the world. 'She' mumbles little whining words, not any that could be understood. Just pure nonsense, like this whole display is.
Cut back to Bro Strider drinking a mountain dew, then acting like he forgot he was on camera as he fumbles to put it away.]
Seriously, Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san! If you don't do anything no one will! You've got to get up and get moving or the whatever the fuck is going to destroy this shithole.
[A beat. And then an exaggerated fear reaction.]
No Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san! Not towards the fire you dumb fuck!
[And that's when there's a scene of the puppet 'flying' onto one of the burners on Bro's stove, which just happens to be on. The scenes of Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san burning are interspersed with Bro looking properly horrified and fitting music.
Eventually, Bro just pulls his sword out to scrape the puppet off the burner. Then he gets a pan and scrambles some eggs in that pan on the same burner. Then he makes some bacon. Then he puts both in a blender along with the rest of his mountain dew and mixes that shit up nice before going back to sit down and watch some TV.
For those who bother, there is just fifteen extra minutes of the video of Bro just watching TV and drinking his awful smoothie.]
Bro's House, Closed to Osomatsu
[Bro didn't usually take on people to train. It wasn't his style. But Osomatsu, at least, seems like a relatively cool dude unlike a lot of these assholes. If he can help the dude get some serious training and survival in here, hell. It's a win for everyone, far as he's concerned. Just another way for Bro Strider to bless the fucking world.
Anyway, door's open to his house, Osomatsu. Whenever you're ready, it's time to enter the lion's den.]
What: Bro has a special broadcast for the town, then its training time.
Where: The mirrors, then Bro's house
When: Sunday, May 28
Warnings: Bro Strider. Puppets. We're doing this.
Mirrors
[Yet again, some asshole has set up a laptop in front of the mirror to play a video.
This time, the video seems to start on a hideous rainbow background with clip-art suns and moons, with a puppet finally appearing that appears to be dressed in a maid cafe outfit that some fuckwit stole from the business. The words "NYOI-CHO-KUN-CHAN-SAN" slowly appear over the intro, with what appears to be a pencil with strips of raw bacon attached to it appears in Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san's hand as her 'wand'.
Then we jump cut to Bro Strider, putting on an exaggerated fearful face for a good ten seconds before he actually shouts something.]
Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san! The town is in trouble! You need to get your shit together and help!
[Then the screen cuts to Nyoi-cho-kun-san, laid on the couch in a position to imply depression or anxiety and fear, arms wobbling off the couch, just so done with the world. 'She' mumbles little whining words, not any that could be understood. Just pure nonsense, like this whole display is.
Cut back to Bro Strider drinking a mountain dew, then acting like he forgot he was on camera as he fumbles to put it away.]
Seriously, Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san! If you don't do anything no one will! You've got to get up and get moving or the whatever the fuck is going to destroy this shithole.
[A beat. And then an exaggerated fear reaction.]
No Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san! Not towards the fire you dumb fuck!
[And that's when there's a scene of the puppet 'flying' onto one of the burners on Bro's stove, which just happens to be on. The scenes of Nyoi-cho-kun-chan-san burning are interspersed with Bro looking properly horrified and fitting music.
Eventually, Bro just pulls his sword out to scrape the puppet off the burner. Then he gets a pan and scrambles some eggs in that pan on the same burner. Then he makes some bacon. Then he puts both in a blender along with the rest of his mountain dew and mixes that shit up nice before going back to sit down and watch some TV.
For those who bother, there is just fifteen extra minutes of the video of Bro just watching TV and drinking his awful smoothie.]
Bro's House, Closed to Osomatsu
[Bro didn't usually take on people to train. It wasn't his style. But Osomatsu, at least, seems like a relatively cool dude unlike a lot of these assholes. If he can help the dude get some serious training and survival in here, hell. It's a win for everyone, far as he's concerned. Just another way for Bro Strider to bless the fucking world.
Anyway, door's open to his house, Osomatsu. Whenever you're ready, it's time to enter the lion's den.]
