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"Yo. Bro Strider speaking, what's up?





Hold up, I'm going to stop you there. I was going to make a joke voicemail message to trick you into thinking I'm here, but that shit is overplayed. I'm sorry for considering it, you can talk now.



Okay. So I lied one more time. Now you can start talking.












Yeah. You might want to repeat that."

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Date: 2017-04-20 06:03 am (UTC)
ironicoolly: (atomically reconstruct the whole canvas)
From: [personal profile] ironicoolly
have i just lost my goddamn mind and had some sort of vivid hallucinatory experience or did you legitimately just publicly threaten to kill your altself
like is that actually a thing my eyes were just witness to


[Guess who's fucking horrified.]

Date: 2017-04-20 06:10 am (UTC)
ironicoolly: than the days of shakespeare (i've better viewers)
From: [personal profile] ironicoolly
ok
but
hes in the fucking hospital
he cant afford to have a goddamn aneurysm
cant this wait i dunno
until he actually has a working head on his shoulders again

Date: 2017-04-20 06:19 am (UTC)
ironicoolly: (growing; silent fury of element glowing)
From: [personal profile] ironicoolly
hes in
the fucking
hospital
he just lost a lot of blood im pretty sure that does shit to your levelheaded reasoning capabilities
and you literally JUST SAW what happens to folks who get too fucked up mentally in this shithole so no its not just shittalk

1/2

Date: 2017-04-20 06:25 am (UTC)
ironicoolly: (hyperproducing hydrogen fusion liquids)
From: [personal profile] ironicoolly
[There it is.

That instinctive fear - one that paralyzes his senses and tells him, back the fuck down. Fix this. You don't want this.]

Date: 2017-04-20 06:28 am (UTC)
ironicoolly: (the rest of you fornicated)
From: [personal profile] ironicoolly
[His fingers tremble a little as he types out his next response.]

im saying im not seeing how it hurts anything to hold off on publicly humiliating the guy for when hes got enough blood circulating through his system again to at least comprehend what youre saying to him

Date: 2017-04-20 06:34 am (UTC)
ironicoolly: than the days of shakespeare (i've better viewers)
From: [personal profile] ironicoolly
[Thank fuck.]

yeah
i can talk to him about it

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